tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50916475148194054672024-02-21T08:15:46.202-06:00Snake OilFor Fans of TV Preachers and related Kooky Kristian KultureUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger167125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-41862661703033410542011-07-13T20:26:00.003-05:002011-07-13T20:34:40.297-05:00What America Will Be Like After the Dominionist TakeoverGood intro to the 7 Mountains mandate <a href="http://www.goddiscussion.com/36146/christian-dominionism-watch-what-the-7-mountains-mandate-means-to-dominionists-and-what-america-will-be-like-after-dominionist-takeover/">here</a>. Then watch the video. And be afraid.<br /><br /><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tINJP2B_C_s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-70744801231827982742011-07-12T22:02:00.000-05:002011-07-12T22:02:11.135-05:00It just never gets old, does it?<iframe width="480" height="295" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JK_RGgEwsGY?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen=""></iframe><br /><br />And you may also enjoy, <a href="http://snakeoilblog.blogspot.com/2009/09/robert-tilton-history-in-flatulence.html">Robert Tilton: A History in Flatulence</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-18962532539391739812011-07-11T20:52:00.004-05:002011-07-11T21:29:25.120-05:00Cougars for Christ?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoY92lUTD8dreS-8wsR9-ODqaUTXtZEOP2YE3Su7p4iAmb44lZNiExGuxaZ4jShnKkazkPloGwcYPQFwJYtMWnfbiZriMqduDKcouL6-445z8lOZUYP5IhIeoqW9P5oKroWGTYZBdR6JJs/s1600/real+hw+dbef271766b4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 222px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoY92lUTD8dreS-8wsR9-ODqaUTXtZEOP2YE3Su7p4iAmb44lZNiExGuxaZ4jShnKkazkPloGwcYPQFwJYtMWnfbiZriMqduDKcouL6-445z8lOZUYP5IhIeoqW9P5oKroWGTYZBdR6JJs/s400/real+hw+dbef271766b4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5628280480183223074" /></a><br />When I first heard about the new book and dvd series called <a href="http://www.ity.tv/real-housewives#!__real-housewives">"Real Housewives of the Bible,"</a> my first thought was, COULD IT BE? - a definitive guide to how to score a little MILF action at the local megachurch??<br /><br />No such luck. The series instead "depicts 12 different biblical characters like Esther, Ruth & Sarah living in situations today's women deal with every day." Might be mildly amusing, but probably not.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-33498135166619343962011-07-10T20:05:00.004-05:002011-07-10T20:17:17.052-05:00Catching up with Bob's First Born<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijaBRBrCaE4zdl8QXOrNB2fO0vdJ4etu8blHN7JU1H_17C8QHoPs8o2PPQea8SIeYGO3aYoTW1cUGh9HvlSVXu6g8AgEzYCdoMbikcMq_05lrV7IdH72pptvEOc0nIl3UZmCbodsodM5gC/s1600/amyHeadshot.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijaBRBrCaE4zdl8QXOrNB2fO0vdJ4etu8blHN7JU1H_17C8QHoPs8o2PPQea8SIeYGO3aYoTW1cUGh9HvlSVXu6g8AgEzYCdoMbikcMq_05lrV7IdH72pptvEOc0nIl3UZmCbodsodM5gC/s400/amyHeadshot.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627894734657060034" /></a><br /><br />Amy Tilton Kushnir<br /><br />Woah! My faith is rising!<br /><br />Catch up with what Amy's up to these days <a href="http://amykushnir.com/">here!</a><br /><br />She has a show called <a href="http://www.mytexastoday.com/">My Texas Today</a> which apparently airs on WFAA Channel 8 in Dallas. How come nobody tells me these things??<br /><br />Good to see you back on the air, Amy!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-4111867191329553182011-07-10T14:16:00.000-05:002011-07-10T14:16:08.821-05:00Take a Toke of the Holy Ghost!<iframe width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RKUrUUvpMxE?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen=""></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-60006315101919488082011-07-09T15:59:00.005-05:002011-07-11T21:35:57.585-05:00Speaking of Nightmares<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQHP8iaSlyGvXOojFvEnMAJPu8Pb5ZHq6hdtDYYhP0eNFvL2a-20GY25qHUm1wF4c8vfA4IeGr8VJqa0W9aiLY-vwD1QVwBjRXRzTaYTphkTrMXkNOc7bPMihCAgnlasYySCe0rqDblwP5/s1600/3071099123-1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 350px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQHP8iaSlyGvXOojFvEnMAJPu8Pb5ZHq6hdtDYYhP0eNFvL2a-20GY25qHUm1wF4c8vfA4IeGr8VJqa0W9aiLY-vwD1QVwBjRXRzTaYTphkTrMXkNOc7bPMihCAgnlasYySCe0rqDblwP5/s400/3071099123-1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627461664457778242" /></a><br />check out <a href="http://melba.bandcamp.com/track/a-nightmare-for-the-dream-center">Nightmare for the Dream Center</a>, a prank call Brother Russell just dug out of his archive and put up on his bandcamp site. <br /><br />I truly feel sorry for people who have to work as a call center operator in the middle of the night for some megachurch media ministry. The megachurch in question here is Matthew (son of Tommy) Barnett's Dream Center in Los Angeles, California. Anyway, the poor guy who answers the phone for the Dream Center at 1:30 in the morning is across the country in Virginia and should get a raise for putting up with the weirdos who call in at that time of night.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-29258277780474103912011-07-09T15:53:00.004-05:002011-07-09T17:52:04.105-05:00Christian NightmaresI've been enjoying the Christian Nightmares <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianNightmares">YouTube channel</a> this afternoon. Funny as hell!<br /><br />And here's their <a href="http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/">main site</a>.<br /><br />And, yeah, I see I'm a little late to the party.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-68424396632947643932011-07-04T19:37:00.002-05:002011-07-04T19:49:01.165-05:00Prophet Omega is On the Air!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLcPPrtxaQuPnIET6RfG9fLOOpifXGGR6Aggoz__mC5WFt33LL4y0C2APBAC8zYSJT2vjD-d2la-G6fhKPBJMD-C6c-sm1CdG4tfDCCYJmpLIAnfmzI8Ok6fA_p7wGoh35Jz_VYPxixbEh/s1600/12416055221piGPkB.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 293px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLcPPrtxaQuPnIET6RfG9fLOOpifXGGR6Aggoz__mC5WFt33LL4y0C2APBAC8zYSJT2vjD-d2la-G6fhKPBJMD-C6c-sm1CdG4tfDCCYJmpLIAnfmzI8Ok6fA_p7wGoh35Jz_VYPxixbEh/s400/12416055221piGPkB.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5625663792044053794" /></a><br />Listen to some classic Prophet Omega at Brother Russell's Bandcamp <a href="http://melba.bandcamp.com/track/swollen-foots-prophet-omega">page</a><br /><br />Also, didn't ever think to look, but Omega has a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophet_Omega">wikipedia entry</a>.<br /><br />Here's a <a href="http://www.genuinehuman.com/friends_seen_and_unseen.html">link</a> to the documentary about him. I remember being underwhelmed by it, but may be time to give it a second look.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-68923659852311145192011-07-04T19:22:00.003-05:002011-07-04T19:26:56.430-05:00Don't forget the Snake Oil Shoppe!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOB3ipKjiPNOBBTneFB6nVVZLC_mSFCnCwuaafuYdNkgq8mDPgdXoXlJ405xHJ4dEYQibELc7-lmT-HQbXHTjjOa5CrsuyiR03LxrC8mDhVV4lIH-C5e-a-Csmd1cEAnYcycF8uNjRZHdK/s1600/424012447v1_350x350_Front_Color-White.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 350px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOB3ipKjiPNOBBTneFB6nVVZLC_mSFCnCwuaafuYdNkgq8mDPgdXoXlJ405xHJ4dEYQibELc7-lmT-HQbXHTjjOa5CrsuyiR03LxrC8mDhVV4lIH-C5e-a-Csmd1cEAnYcycF8uNjRZHdK/s400/424012447v1_350x350_Front_Color-White.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5625657683299165666" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Tonight I Die</span> clock, <span style="font-style:italic;">Benny Hinn Blew Me</span> button, <span style="font-style:italic;">Jonathan Bell</span> teddy bear!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/snakeoilshop">Here</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-72652284186348550672011-07-04T18:41:00.004-05:002011-07-09T16:31:38.184-05:00America’s Most Hated Family In Crisis<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN2zF01kddy3rci2dvpcNBrvWexcRcXLKsSEZ3kY2YgY0zJ18F4hCEPXSxow0tNCYhjxJjlsuromnPvgvLXwEpZXsix2jgo48RQc0sr4iFJhGuh37WsxX0oyX5t0eopW4WfIuWrihPIn5U/s1600/phelps.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 180px; height: 249px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN2zF01kddy3rci2dvpcNBrvWexcRcXLKsSEZ3kY2YgY0zJ18F4hCEPXSxow0tNCYhjxJjlsuromnPvgvLXwEpZXsix2jgo48RQc0sr4iFJhGuh37WsxX0oyX5t0eopW4WfIuWrihPIn5U/s400/phelps.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5625648390921143314" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi77VCOYq70b7DD3RVZ1HHMBdPZlqgn6H6F_8Dyp6I9RYjeOyIC5pjf4qOyLa9DZVQQ8uy2eIGkhqId_d5Jw4ejFHXoISD2_iX-yOZoySxw3a512f2dI25o85zzxLPfNl4NFanQczY9eCEb/s1600/louis_theroux.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 175px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi77VCOYq70b7DD3RVZ1HHMBdPZlqgn6H6F_8Dyp6I9RYjeOyIC5pjf4qOyLa9DZVQQ8uy2eIGkhqId_d5Jw4ejFHXoISD2_iX-yOZoySxw3a512f2dI25o85zzxLPfNl4NFanQczY9eCEb/s400/louis_theroux.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5625647500876165810" /></a><br /><br />In <span style="font-style:italic;">America’s Most Hated Family In Crisis</span>, Louis Theroux is once again granted a behind-the-scenes look at America’s most controversial Christian group, the Phelps family of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, KS, as it gears up for what it sees as the final showdown with doomed America. Louis explores the church’s strange new belief that Obama is The Beast spoken of in the Book Of Revelation, and their conviction that we are now in the run-up to the second coming of Christ.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Watch the entire documentary <a href="http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/americas-most-hated-family-in-crisis/">here</a></span><br /><br />One thing I enjoyed about watching the Phelps women, is that they always preface talking about any future event with the phrase, "if the Lord tarries," meaning that if the Rapture Doesn't Happen First. What a perspective on life. Fatalistic, dispensationalistic, but you know, coming out of the mouth of one of Fred's granddaughters in particular, I'd be onboard if she were doing a little <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flirty_Fishing">flirty flshing</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-67052629534138222732011-07-04T14:05:00.007-05:002011-07-09T17:57:40.202-05:00no more Praise in the Night<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRSIRmGK-JKDuoCp4JZvxEkctcmf_TpUj-XAj9vQ5foMT8ffaTKA-B6qLzxDVqUk32xNjJTxl_aJ-2PDRSp3zd_3VLvmG2LMleGsNVeTh2e2y1ASf731wpIX08PtUJzZb3vh-G-ZKCNbIq/s1600/steveandDiane.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRSIRmGK-JKDuoCp4JZvxEkctcmf_TpUj-XAj9vQ5foMT8ffaTKA-B6qLzxDVqUk32xNjJTxl_aJ-2PDRSp3zd_3VLvmG2LMleGsNVeTh2e2y1ASf731wpIX08PtUJzZb3vh-G-ZKCNbIq/s400/steveandDiane.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5625577519945838898" /></a><br />Steve Solomon has called it a day, or a night rather, on his long running "Praise in the Night" radio show. Here's the announcement:<br /><blockquote>Diane and I are so appreciative for all of our friends and supporters of this ministry for your faithfulness through all of these years. We have seen many miracles of salvation, healing, deliverance take place to the glory of God.<br /><br />Riverwalk Fellowship has been underwriting the expenses of PITN for many years and now with a new radio contract that has been presented to us with an amount that could not be agreed to, we have prayed and decided that this was the time to end this ministry.<br /><br />We will now be able to focus more of our energy on the ministry of Riverwalk and we are excited about this new chapter in our lives and ministry.<br /><br />We are grateful to the Lord Jesus Who gave us this tremendous opportunity and privilege to minister the Gospel, every night, all night beginning in 1991.<br /><br />We will have expanded podcasts and teachings available on our Riverwalk Website in the near future.<br /><br />God bless,<br /><br />Steve and Diane Solomon</blockquote><br /><br />But if you're like me, you still need to get FILLED occasionally, so here ya go:<br /><br /><br /><iframe width="300" height="100" style="position: relative; display: block; width: 300px; height: 100px;" src="http://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/v=2/track=415891783/size=grande/bgcol=FFFFFF/linkcol=4285BB/" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0"><a href="http://melba.bandcamp.com/track/filled-lady">Filled, Lady! by Brother Russell and Melba Jackson</a></iframe><br /><br />this clip perfectly sums up Stever for posterity. I envision him doing his late night call-in show via some kinda remote hookup from his McMansion abode in a faceless Dallas suburb, in his houserobe and slippers, kicked back on an overstuffed leather sofa, smug and self-important, condescending to his listeners, and even talking with a mouthful of crackers, as he is in this particular clip, not even halfway paying attention to his sad, pathetic, halfwit callers. Then getting blindsided by good old Bro Russell.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-14839765454242089202010-06-15T22:31:00.002-05:002010-06-15T22:32:17.870-05:00More Happy White People in Heaven!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirLaYvsnisQVn4eVrT_zOWN4t7kaT_pLaa0m8PcE2sE9_lfaWOwZHlRqEH_XNc3A0xHwXGVScWDKptJrYdtKbJIS-QHNEMU24MlECzo97RS6y3Tp6PCF5Hwqq2DhnifyLUywHHVlQvKXV3/s1600/563_0_resize_watermarked_watermark-16px_post_rb_5.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 309px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirLaYvsnisQVn4eVrT_zOWN4t7kaT_pLaa0m8PcE2sE9_lfaWOwZHlRqEH_XNc3A0xHwXGVScWDKptJrYdtKbJIS-QHNEMU24MlECzo97RS6y3Tp6PCF5Hwqq2DhnifyLUywHHVlQvKXV3/s400/563_0_resize_watermarked_watermark-16px_post_rb_5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483209149143824578" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2010/06/01/this-must-be-heaven/">via</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-27108453798521994382010-05-25T21:47:00.000-05:002010-05-25T21:50:07.401-05:00Somebody Goofed<object width="640" height="520" id="cf21b0boi" name="cf21b0bon" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://p.castfire.com/Xu7m0/video/11122/bbtv_2008-04-30-014242.877.m4v"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-73637533416464568672010-04-24T18:17:00.001-05:002010-04-24T18:18:32.170-05:00Holy Smoke<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzbuYY3ThJMDPodYeWMxCrBEZz9xusvOzdmHzzLBLrpqtutZitJa-u7XV1yFF01lkvK3LO7GZ44YDsQSGAqKs9hUmWVqgKEorRudWZFI5hTDYBedv-BLn61ALmlUQnwXOcw3nt9XyrJct9/s1600/securedownload-1.jpeg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 305px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzbuYY3ThJMDPodYeWMxCrBEZz9xusvOzdmHzzLBLrpqtutZitJa-u7XV1yFF01lkvK3LO7GZ44YDsQSGAqKs9hUmWVqgKEorRudWZFI5hTDYBedv-BLn61ALmlUQnwXOcw3nt9XyrJct9/s400/securedownload-1.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463847390543982450" /></a><br />When Toby Elles fell asleep while cooking a late-night snack, it really was a case of divine intervention that saved his bacon.<br />The 22-year-old was 'miraculously' woken after an hour as his lounge filled with smoke – and quickly had the revelation that he had left a frying pan on a hob.<br />While saying his prayers, the bank worker scraped the remains of crispy bacon rashers from the pan, but could not believe the vision that appeared before him - Jesus Christ staring back at him.<br /><br />full story <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257171/Holy-smoke-Bank-worker-saved-divine-intervention-finds-Jesus-frying-pan.html">here</a><br /><br />(another miracle report from Brother Ben)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-77658848277720543312010-04-24T18:10:00.006-05:002010-04-24T18:27:14.292-05:00I believe that all dinosaurs were born of Satanic angelfrom the ever vigilant Brother Ben:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Dallas County jail guard fired over anti-gay remarks<br /></span><br /><br />DALLAS (where else?) — A Dallas County jail guard recently fired after allegedly making anti-gay remarks and commenting about religion has said his free speech rights have been violated but he will not seek to regain his job.<br />A sheriff's department review concluded Stephen Johnson, 59, persisted in volunteering his religious opinions and speaking out against homosexuality.<br />Johnson, after nearly 17 years with the department, was fired Jan. 20 for conduct unbecoming an officer and for lying to internal affairs, the Dallas Morning News reported Tuesday.<br />Johnson in October interrupted a private conversation among jail staff and “interjected his own opinions,” telling them all gays should be annihilated, according to a sheriff's report.<br />“They made it out to be that I was a bigot. I was fired ‘cause I hurt someone else's feelings,” Johnson said Monday. He said that his free speech rights were violated but that he will not appeal.<br />Johnson said he made his comments to some clerks. The names of the witnesses who filed the complaints were obscured in the sheriff's department report.<br />In a sworn statement, Johnson denied saying he supported slavery while noting that “slavery is a fact in the Bible.” Johnson also offered an opinion about the origin of dinosaurs.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">“I believe that all dinosaurs were born of Satanic angel who has sex with woman and the animal kingdom that created ungodly reptilian creatures none of these were on the Ark,” he said in the sworn statement.</span><br />Johnson also said that he didn't believe in homosexuality and “that they should be put to death,” according to his statement. But he said his beliefs don't lead him to treat gays differently.<br />Capt. Bart Terrell, who supervises the intake area where Johnson was assigned, wrote that Johnson demonstrated a “pattern of conduct that is verbally inflammatory in nature and is detrimental to keeping a good working environment.”<br />Johnson was suspended for three days and given 90 days of probation in 2000 for using a derogatory word about minorities while talking to several inmates he was searching, records show.<br /><br /><br />It's not true! Jesus Loved Dinosaurs!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpWr_-TqGJo16l-uqus60tCqe81pfdtXJHoqPtaNL8biQsnSLbXCs8bg3mcd3MHbpDMb3yW8v-kZHSaiYABZr5aT5qS_FdKaIrCevrn5G-EpTtOGYWcitX2-G2l4U9z2DtYR40JmRVkamE/s1600/jesus-dinosaur.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 304px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpWr_-TqGJo16l-uqus60tCqe81pfdtXJHoqPtaNL8biQsnSLbXCs8bg3mcd3MHbpDMb3yW8v-kZHSaiYABZr5aT5qS_FdKaIrCevrn5G-EpTtOGYWcitX2-G2l4U9z2DtYR40JmRVkamE/s400/jesus-dinosaur.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463848735288254850" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNtuDZAwtWhMYjCtQwbzE6dzz55MJmFnDebiSlUv3gjGdJ_bH0eVFUs_ajoOfCcd8QL6v7W4IBHnRVGfwFav3qjOokVBlvgv9_qR4gppynWN3dvOJ7fw-zPaWWHVWp0G_Alxtkzb2wqv0z/s1600/jesus-and-dinosaurs.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNtuDZAwtWhMYjCtQwbzE6dzz55MJmFnDebiSlUv3gjGdJ_bH0eVFUs_ajoOfCcd8QL6v7W4IBHnRVGfwFav3qjOokVBlvgv9_qR4gppynWN3dvOJ7fw-zPaWWHVWp0G_Alxtkzb2wqv0z/s400/jesus-and-dinosaurs.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463848724876769970" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1HoayAiXXFZHFmLR7Jm1D6Sz-lott75ttWrjzneggRWHrjy-dFaXG4aNPo0sjqaCtueAN5HVLE7w8IBS29KB6ei5TYmA2hb20GviI-WsABzEE92xK7kHXriGQ0L3xcALEG5SvUZU9Ewnd/s1600/6a00d83451586c69e200e54f2cca758834-800wi.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1HoayAiXXFZHFmLR7Jm1D6Sz-lott75ttWrjzneggRWHrjy-dFaXG4aNPo0sjqaCtueAN5HVLE7w8IBS29KB6ei5TYmA2hb20GviI-WsABzEE92xK7kHXriGQ0L3xcALEG5SvUZU9Ewnd/s400/6a00d83451586c69e200e54f2cca758834-800wi.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463848715062448434" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-77407345744347861702010-04-24T17:46:00.000-05:002010-04-24T17:47:34.469-05:00from the twisted mind of Julie Jackson<a href="http://vimeo.com/11192098">Dog Paddle for Jesus</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-19500023889750318362010-04-24T17:42:00.001-05:002010-04-24T17:44:25.802-05:00Aryans, Mars and the End of Days<object style="background-image:url(http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/_BrSVOOK610/hqdefault.jpg)" width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_BrSVOOK610&hl=en_US&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_BrSVOOK610&hl=en_US&fs=1" width="425" height="344" allowScriptAccess="never" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br /><br />Every so often, the sun emits a massive solar flare which pretty thoroughly fries Earth and messes with it's magnetic fields. The super-advanced race which lived here millennia ago saw it coming and managed to evacuate to Mars (Aries, hence Aryans). There they waited for some centuries until the Earth was habitable again. Their underground Mars bunkers nearly out of resources, they limped back to Earth only to find that monkeys had come down from the trees and started using primitive tools and were walking upright. The Aryans, accustomed to their dark underground bunkers, could no longer stand the harsh light of day, and so they lived underground on Earth, where they have secretly directed the affairs of humans to this day. Also, white people are not Aryans, but the bastard offspring of Aryans and humans. With another solar apocalypse on it's way, the Aryans are once again getting ready to jump ship and head back to Mars. They are slightly concerned, however, that the human elites who have served as their middle management have been back-engineering their technology and might try to follow them this time.<br /><br />Find out more here:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.jayweidner.com/Disclosure3.html">Aryans, Mars and the End of Days</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-68340732440131115372010-03-28T20:17:00.002-05:002010-03-28T20:19:08.811-05:00Foul Rotten DemonsSorry for the lack of new posts. Please continue to view Brother Mack videos until I return mid April.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-20340581957021425222010-02-24T22:33:00.001-06:002010-02-24T22:35:54.305-06:00Brother Mack is ON FIRE for the Lord!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "><div><br /></div><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DLlV7ugtfjk&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DLlV7ugtfjk&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px; white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">And get Mack's healing Prayer Glove <a href="http://www.brothermack.com/view.php?id=14">here</a>! Wow!</span></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-42856347647046871952010-02-21T21:49:00.004-06:002010-02-21T21:54:03.561-06:00...the disembodied head of preacher Robert Tilton<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCCFF;">For this trip to the Island of Forgotten Anime, we're going to showcase some religious-themed anime made by Hikyou-Kisei Studios, which were usually international co-productions with various religious institutions around the world.</span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#4C4050;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#4C4050;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQw4ghLzRHYA_0tfvLyg9SMLuWUnUSIKvyyycqOc5PmNPdZwmSkPHbiJ7WCg_8zsggf9x2BIwaAcS8wCIdjAxMop-qgnR2KwtmulGuhu21sJYZRlI3i8MJ_pnokAaiQDJ8Cd5eK2eNA7Kc/s1600-h/successnlife.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQw4ghLzRHYA_0tfvLyg9SMLuWUnUSIKvyyycqOc5PmNPdZwmSkPHbiJ7WCg_8zsggf9x2BIwaAcS8wCIdjAxMop-qgnR2KwtmulGuhu21sJYZRlI3i8MJ_pnokAaiQDJ8Cd5eK2eNA7Kc/s400/successnlife.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440910529259724914" style="cursor: pointer; width: 306px; height: 245px; " /></a></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#4C4050;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCCFF;">Bobu Bobu Bobu Hai Hai Hai</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCCFF;"> which... well, I can't quite translate into anything coherent, but it features the adventures of two children, Cash and Penny, who travel around the world accompanied by the disembodied head of preacher Robert Tilton and learn about the importance of giving money (to Robert Tilton) so they can make better use of their prayers to God, or something. I don't get it either.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCCFF;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#4C4050;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCCFF;">Here - see if you can tell </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCCFF;">me</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCCFF;"> what this is all about:</span> <a href="http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/lostanime/lostanime3.html">The Continent of Lost Anime</a></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-24122522379982558012010-02-20T11:34:00.012-06:002010-02-20T12:52:24.467-06:00Haiti: A church group helping children...?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">or HELPING THEMSELVES TO CHILDREN?</span><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Ten of the twelve American missionaries arrested on January 29th on child kidnapping charges in the wake of the earthquake in Haiti were released this week without needing to post bail. Two, including the group's leader, Laura Silsby, remain in Haitian custody. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, Helvetica, Utkal, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Questions remain. Something just doesn't smell right.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">First of all, they lied to authorities, initially claiming the kids were orphans, when, in fact, the majority of them were not. Then, the "orphanage" in the Dominican Republic where the group was allegedly taking the children turned out to not actually exist. The group had none of the required documentation to take the kids out of the country. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">OK, maybe these were actually heroic, sincere Christians following a God-mandated directive to "save the children." </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">But let's take a closer look at group leader Laura Silsby.</span></div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuHc4UkQJfnkUafXcErA3zK6NOJGoDthZXjlIGDlJgNG1ZI_oOkgLG0L833u_Npco-k8IEB9GWYB6gX54UslTcbzIcNjhdrshu_tSnjhZmyAw0REZoRdw1reNzlXFQqUmibWtWc0u0ea5d/s1600-h/05orphans_CA0-popup.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuHc4UkQJfnkUafXcErA3zK6NOJGoDthZXjlIGDlJgNG1ZI_oOkgLG0L833u_Npco-k8IEB9GWYB6gX54UslTcbzIcNjhdrshu_tSnjhZmyAw0REZoRdw1reNzlXFQqUmibWtWc0u0ea5d/s400/05orphans_CA0-popup.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440394092744092418" style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px; " /></a><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">From the </span><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/05/world/americas/05idaho.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">New York Times</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 22px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Silsby defaulted last July on the mortgage on a house in an unfinished subdivision in Meridian, a suburb of Boise.</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 22px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">her business, Personal Shopper, which provides shopping services for Internet customers, have faced multiple legal claims. According to state records and officials, Personal Shopper has been named 14 times in complaints from employees over unpaid wages.</span></span></li></ul></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">She clearly has serious financial problems.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">In completely unrelated news, child trafficking can be a very lucrative business enterprise.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">And this:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Who exactly is Jorge Puello, the legal advisor to the Americans? Is he connected with trafficking Central and South American children for purposes of prostitution, or is it all a case of mistaken identity? New York Times story </span><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/12/world/americas/12haiti.html?hp"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">here</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">, and excellent blog commentary </span><a href="http://bastardette.blogspot.com/2010/02/who-is-jorge-puello.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">here</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">. Still more </span><a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iZVTviF3l7E29ePDsK9oLXmtXvnwD9DTHDNG1"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">here</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">.</span></div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-9FyhfVf33lalOOb3YkIvowEv6-Aa5TnH0vHVLE87SsIDfyZ3QDSJbIS7b_3Noa-Yjz5M3h6q3_xoovhLAw4OI7Nn1FN3K2KLDUiWNPwKiIdyBmItPrc507xYN18huKxvHjfTQSsJz1OP/s1600-h/12haiti_CA0-popup.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-9FyhfVf33lalOOb3YkIvowEv6-Aa5TnH0vHVLE87SsIDfyZ3QDSJbIS7b_3Noa-Yjz5M3h6q3_xoovhLAw4OI7Nn1FN3K2KLDUiWNPwKiIdyBmItPrc507xYN18huKxvHjfTQSsJz1OP/s400/12haiti_CA0-popup.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440394166612784098" style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px; " /></a><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I dunno. Questions...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">thanks to </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=sgm&id=818978237">Dave McGowan</a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> for getting me thinking...</span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-15309647509574329652010-02-19T23:14:00.003-06:002010-02-19T23:24:32.561-06:00Some Good Benny Hinn Quotes<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7OUIVNUCgYYmap88_9kzWJeboIzg6tbHfFEH1k6OdWwJ9Tc17HAB3VOgBNIJAITGN3xpgjhbIaYOB-8riyAYbLblt27YcfBMUVUydr_pnYJmHEOXNsbNQkwcMTnNaKPlB_mdH3Iej5J9f/s1600-h/6a00d83451b46869e200e54f308d018834-640wi.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 273px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7OUIVNUCgYYmap88_9kzWJeboIzg6tbHfFEH1k6OdWwJ9Tc17HAB3VOgBNIJAITGN3xpgjhbIaYOB-8riyAYbLblt27YcfBMUVUydr_pnYJmHEOXNsbNQkwcMTnNaKPlB_mdH3Iej5J9f/s400/6a00d83451b46869e200e54f308d018834-640wi.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440192253447315602" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Times;font-size:medium;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "></p><blockquote><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">"<b>Adam</b> was a super-being when God created him. ...The Scriptures declare clearly that he had dominion over the fowls of the air...which means <b>he used to fly</b>. ...Adam not only flew, <b>he flew to space</b>. He was - with one thought he would be on the moon" (Praise the Lord, TBN, 26th December 1991).</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /><br />"<b>You say, 'Benny, am I a little God?</b>' You're a son of God, aren't you?...What else are you? Quit your nonsense!...If you say, 'I am,' you're saying you're part of Him, right? Is He God? Are you His offspring? Are you His children? You can't be human! You can't! You can't!" (Our Position in Christ #2, 1990, audiotape, sd 2)</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br />"When you were born again the Word was made flesh in you. And you became flesh of His flesh and bone of His bone. Don't tell me you have Jesus. You are everything He was and everything He is and ever shall be... Don't say, 'I have.' Say, 'I am, I am, I am, I am, I am'" (ibid.) </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">"When you say, 'I am a Christian,' you are saying, 'I am mashiach,' in the Hebrew. <b>I am a little messiah </b>walking on earth, in other words. That is a shocking revelation. ...May I say it like this? You are a little god on earth running around" (Praise-a-Thon, TBN, 6th November '90) </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">"In my case, I know I have lost complete desire for anything to do with the world. My worldly desires are gone....I no longer have any rebellion in me." (The Anointing, p177-8.) </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><b>"SO, I'M BENNY JEHOVAH!" </b>(Spiritual warfare seminar, May 2 1990). </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">"Say after me: 'Within me is a God-Man.' Say it again. 'Within me is a God-Man.' [Congregation repeats.] Now, let's say even better than that. <b>Let's say, 'I AM A GOD-MAN.</b>' …This spirit man within me is a God-Man. …Say 'I'm born-of-heaven-God-Man. I'm a God-Man. I'm a sample of Jesus. I'm a super being'" (Praise the Lord, TBN, Dec 6 1990). </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">"God came to earth and touched a piece of dust and turned it into a God. …Are you a child of God? Then you're divine! Are you a child of God? Then you're not human!" (TBN, Dec 1, 1990). </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">"When I stand in Christ - I am one with Him; united to Him; one spirit with Him. I am not, hear me, <b>I AM NOT PART OF HIM, I AM HIM! THE WORD HAS BECOME FLESH IN ME!. …When my hand touches someone, it's the hand of Jesus touching somebody"</b> (Our Position in Christ).</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "> </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">"I [Jesus] loved you enough to become one of ya! And I love you enough to make you one of me!" (TBN, Dec 1 '90).</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /><br />"God told Abram He could touch this earth till a man gave it back to Him" (World Charismatic Conference, 7th August 1992); <b>"Never, ever, ever go the Lord and say, 'If it be thy will....' Don't allow such faith-destroying words to be spoken from your mouth"</b> (Rise and Be Healed!, 1991, p47-48).</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /><br /><b>"Jesus was born again [in hell]" </b>(Our Position in Christ #1, 1991, audio-tape).</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /><br />"The Holy Spirit says, 'God's original plan is that the woman was to <b>bring forth children out of her side"</b> (Our Position in Christ #5,1990, audiotape, side 2)</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Times;"></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">"Jesus knew the only way He would stop Satan is by becoming one in <b>nature with him</b>" (Benny Hinn, TBN, 15th December 1990). </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">"Before He died, I should say, on that cross, something happened to Him which began the wheels of the New Creation moving that was this: He died spiritually! …Jesus Christ understood that spiritual death is union with the satanic nature. …What is spiritual death? Separation from God" (New Creation in Christ sermon, late 1988).</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /><br /><b>The Trinity- 3 or 9?</b><br />"Each one of them is a triune being by Himself...there's <b>nine of them</b>" (Benny Hinn, TBN, 3rd October 1990). </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /></p><p></p></blockquote><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Times;"></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">lots more weird Benny shit <a href="http://www.sherryshriner.net/benny_hinn.htm">here</a></p></span><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-76939857300804034632010-02-18T22:39:00.006-06:002010-02-18T22:54:24.453-06:00Edward Gein - product of the Jezebel Spirit<div><br /></div>Nobody tells a story better'n <a href="http://www.brothermack.com/">Brother Mack</a>:<div><br /></div><div><blockquote>"Well, what do you suppose this young man did? He went to openin' graves... he went to violatin' corpses. He went to makin' things out of them. </blockquote><blockquote>He made him a suit of tits. He made him a wig of hair. He made leggins and walk around at night and howl like a monkey in the Wisconsin moonlight...</blockquote><blockquote><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9if4OcopkxY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9if4OcopkxY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object></span></blockquote><blockquote><br /></blockquote></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-91935275859820291482010-02-18T20:11:00.006-06:002010-02-18T20:31:02.446-06:00Benny Hinn's wife files for divorce!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhQ9e-7DAKLorhwD2OAeBwjW_JlESFpOv-z0jgreyJzIHOgYFLIIvC9BxqBiuD_UIIMhnzyLCR1DOiu2cUR1voDWteJtUW20X91mzXztDTY7nNVxdxyTqSyUIdaMZP1UX22VU5S9NvW_U8/s1600-h/bennyHinn2_1494818c.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhQ9e-7DAKLorhwD2OAeBwjW_JlESFpOv-z0jgreyJzIHOgYFLIIvC9BxqBiuD_UIIMhnzyLCR1DOiu2cUR1voDWteJtUW20X91mzXztDTY7nNVxdxyTqSyUIdaMZP1UX22VU5S9NvW_U8/s400/bennyHinn2_1494818c.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439775607602146114" /></a><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 20px; font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:14px;">ORANGE, Calif. (AP) — The wife of televangelist Benny Hinn has filed for divorce from the high-profile pastor, whose reputation as an advocate of prosperity gospel has attracted millions of followers and criticism from lawmakers and watchdog groups over his lavish lifestyle.<br /><br />Suzanne Hinn filed the papers in Orange County Superior Court on Feb. 1, citing irreconcilable differences, after more than 30 years of marriage. The papers note the two separated on Jan. 26 and that Hinn has been living in Dana Point, a wealthy coastal community in southern Orange County.<br /><br />"Pastor Benny Hinn and his immediate family were shocked and saddened to learn of this news without any previous notice," Benny Hinn Ministries said Thursday in a statement. "Although Pastor Hinn has faithfully endeavored to bring healing to their relationship, those efforts failed and were met with the petition for divorce that was filed without notice."</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 20px;font-size:14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 20px;font-size:14px;">Full story from LA Times <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sns-ap-us-televangelist-divorce,0,2770235.story">here</a></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 20px;font-size:14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 20px;font-size:14px;">Snake Oil readers are probably familiar with Suzanne Hinn's scatological preoccupations, most famously her "holy ghost enema" routine, to wit:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 20px;font-size:14px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 20px;font-size:14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: normal; white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2jhw_5ye8Qo&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2jhw_5ye8Qo&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-size:10px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 20px;font-size:14px;">Now we know she's CRAZY, but is she crazy enough to go public with even a fraction of the dirt that is shoved in the Hinn closet, a very large closet which is literally bursting at the seams? For people who mess with Benny have a habit of dropping dead, as in the case of Christian singing abomination Carman's brother, M<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: normal; font-family:'Trebuchet MS', serif;font-size:13px;">ario C. Licciardello, who mysteriously keeled over the day before he was to be</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: normal; font-family:'Trebuchet MS', serif;font-size:13px;"> deposed in a scandalous lawsuit:</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS', serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:13px;"></span></span></div><blockquote><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS', serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:13px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS', serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: bold; font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">There's a darker side to Hinn and his organization. In 1998 two members of his inner circle died of heroin overdoses. In 1999, after one of his many vows of reform, he fired several board members and hired an ex-cop named Mario C. Licciardello to do an internal investigation of his ministry. Licciardello was the brother-in-law of Carman, the popular Christian singer, so many think Hinn considered him "safe." But Licciardello did such a good job – taking hundreds of depositions and getting to the bottom of the heroin use – that Hinn then sued him. While Licciardello was still his head of security, the ministry filed a lawsuit demanding that all his files be turned over and sealed, because their public release could result in the end of the ministry. One day before Hinn was supposed to give his deposition in this case, Licciardello had a mysterious heart attack and died. The Hinn organization made an out-of-court settlement with Licciardello's widow, which included sealing the court papers.</span></span></span></div></blockquote><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS', serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: bold; font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS', serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:13px;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS', serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:13px;"><b>Above blurb is from <a href="http://www.christiannews.0catch.com/hinn.htm">here</a>.</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS', serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:13px;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS', serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:13px;"><b>Whew! Let's hope this story has some legs! Stay tuned to Snake Oil...</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: -webkit-xxx-large;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:-webkit-xxx-large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: normal; font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:16px;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkA5O-LlI9KmYXgTM36sPYkW7OlS2h4G8m_XAWA92wo3DOut1Ds7xC9HT5nJvzWU7d7cChOEsTC2TMgukbN4bL4fVbQgAIo9Kx6sFwd2zRVXCRz2JsG4j5wuuCDlpyuHZntliHaBl3cgjW/s1600-h/mrshinn.gif"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkA5O-LlI9KmYXgTM36sPYkW7OlS2h4G8m_XAWA92wo3DOut1Ds7xC9HT5nJvzWU7d7cChOEsTC2TMgukbN4bL4fVbQgAIo9Kx6sFwd2zRVXCRz2JsG4j5wuuCDlpyuHZntliHaBl3cgjW/s400/mrshinn.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439775858942838546" style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; " /></a></span></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-size:10px;"><br /></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5091647514819405467.post-61765552883404828972010-02-13T19:38:00.001-06:002010-02-13T19:39:43.573-06:00Happy Valentine's Day 2010!<div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaAforYmZzTh8-1bj0wk94gjn3wyTYi3wEXlgb0fqF8D6KQP_zVrAoSWoSw_8lcyCuazqq3gXLmD5yJWptD6VqCbdGCYR7vLyEXZsFRp3Ql29J7Vhmw7CXt7gHymiMkpr163j4N-yYRUtb/s1600-h/22760_105479862811842_100000494871929_143926_4351163_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 307px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaAforYmZzTh8-1bj0wk94gjn3wyTYi3wEXlgb0fqF8D6KQP_zVrAoSWoSw_8lcyCuazqq3gXLmD5yJWptD6VqCbdGCYR7vLyEXZsFRp3Ql29J7Vhmw7CXt7gHymiMkpr163j4N-yYRUtb/s400/22760_105479862811842_100000494871929_143926_4351163_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437907791658696594" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0