just in time to be too late for Christmas. Time is running out in more ways than one.
"Dear God, this is my last prayer on earth..."
first offering from the Snake Oil Cafe Press Shoppe
(Here's a tip about Cafe Press: If you sign up for an account and don't mind getting their spam, they do offer free postage several times a year. Otherwise it's a pretty harsh toke.)
Here is the text of the prayer: