Saturday, October 3, 2009

Gettin' Ready Part 2

Although some people believe that their pets will be raptured up to heaven with them, why take the chance? And it's one less thing to worry about as you're getting ready for the Rapture:

A group of atheists and pet lovers who will look after your pet after you are raptured up:
You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

We are currently active in 22 states. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.

thanks to Brother T Tex for the link


  1. And..we just added camels , horses, llamas and donkeys to our rescue offering for four states!!!