Looky here: A Halloween Book Burning!
Come to our Halloween book burning. We are burning Satan's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect.
These are perversions of God's Word, the King James Bible.We will also be burning Satan's music such as country , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, contemporary Christian, jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc.
Ah, the good ol' King James, recommended by Snake Handlers everywhere.
and wait, there's more!
We will be serving Bar-b-Que Chicken, fried chicken, and all the sides
Thanks to Brother T Tex for this word of knowledge!